northshorenasties asked: JayHooft is awesome.
Window to My Soul
This is the window to my soul. #sexy #space #dance #Ifeelcomplete. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgqTS3XcAuI
Clearly defined gender roles. →
After weighing the pros and cons of hiring movers…. Pros: 1) Large men with good physique moving boxes. 2) Not having to move said boxes in FEBRUARY! Cons: 1) $$$ 2) He doesn’t have a…
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Good news! Christopher Nolan makes movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQSi6-QaY_c
Stan Lee says these spreadsheets are … →
… MICROSOFT EXCELSIOR!!! Okay. I’ll stop now.
It’s still Saturday night goshdarnit! →
So my plans are shot! Thinking about going here for some of this. Anyone else doing anything super fun?
Besides Heath Ledger in ROAR. Is there anyone else who can successfully pull off having a rattail?
Decisions II →
I have to tell him.
I miss my Sega Game Gear, and the travel suitcase it came in. http://bit.ly/h3hrfg #oldfriends
How could I have been so blind? →
I’ve come to realize that handling this with Guy is going to be more dangerous than being in Spiderman the musical! My spidey-sense was definatley not tingling on this one. I’m usually pretty…
#FF @ImpossibleGouda and @JayHooft are both really sweet and talented guys!
Pine-sol scented air! →
This is what I want my apartment to look like when me and Guy are done cleaning later. And yes, there will be cartoon birds.
Hump day is finally over. Let hump night begin!!!!
Don’t be so G-G-Greedy! →
So I think I did it. Claire and I have plans to hangout at Casa LaPomme this Saturday night. I can’t wait to tell Guy the good news! I’m super pumped. I’m the best WINGMAN. Way better than that…
Just like Mother →
Reflecting on the day, I can’t help but think that maybe the things about myself that I thought were endearing…like my desire to see my friends happily mated, my plucky attitude, my …
He has all the guns! http://bzfd.it/gh5e34 AMAZING. #Indian #Terminator #TheMatrix #TheBest
What doesn’t he know…? →
If I’m going to become my mother, I better listen to Mr. T…
Someone stole my mittens at lunch. This kitten is pretty sad :(
Let the carnage begin! →
Guy finally came home…to tell me the good news! He’s moving into Banner’s place next week, on feb 1st! One more week of roomie living so I better make the most of it. Dead Space 2 time! Finally. I…
I wish this were a full length movie. →
He uses more sexual euphemisms than me! This can’t be right!
Ack! Stupid URL shortener fritzing!… http://bit.ly/esCJm9 There now, that’s betta.
Guy = MIA →
Just a quick update from work, chowin’ down on my break. Still no word from Guy re: apartment, or anything in general. He totally hates me now. Crap. Why do I care where he lives so much? I just…
Captain Malcolm or Captain Hammer?
On the subject of mothers… →
The jury’s still out on whether I will become my mother…I don’t think it’ll happen. Not while I have free will! But while we’re on the subject of moms, check out this amazing commercial for Dead…
I just won Mario Party 8. Wiiiiiiiiiiii…. So much fun.
Guy is BSG →
My weirdest time ever on Chat Roulette last night inspired me to make a vlog about it for my youtube channel…it’ll be up tonight! It’s been taking me forever to edit it and make it all pretty today…
holy crap. →
the weirdest thing just happened on Chat Roulette…I’m speechless. I am without speech… I’ll tell you about it tomorrow!
My work here on earth is done!! Off to Krypton!!! http://bit.ly/hJRW6q …and yes I’m a dog.
Oh joy!!! →
T1, T2, T3…Salvation #taxforms #terminatormovies
Words to the Wise →
Don’t piss on grammar. Also, stay off the grass.
Carolina’s hands are working wonders. #beach #massage
No really QEF!?
In Mexico. Getting drunk with firefighters from Texas. These boys really know how to douse a flame. #badpuns
Bull, Horns, Take →
More André sightings: twice on the beach, once on the way back from the pool, three times at three different bars, and once in the ladies bathroom at a restaurant (he said he thought it was the…
O Mother, What Have Ye Done? →
I don’t even know where to begin… I intended for this vacation to be a relaxing week-long suntan session. With the occasional Dionysian hop in the hay. (To be fair, I did manage to hop in the hay…
Feliz año nuevo!