February 2011
74 posts
northshorenasties asked: JayHooft is awesome.
Feb 1st
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Window to My Soul
This is the window to my soul. #sexy #space #dance #Ifeelcomplete. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgqTS3XcAuI
Feb 1st
January 2011
39 posts
Clearly defined gender roles. →
After weighing the pros and cons of hiring movers…. Pros: 1) Large men with good physique moving boxes. 2) Not having to move said boxes in FEBRUARY! Cons: 1) $$$ 2) He doesn’t have a…
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
afroguy asked: <3
Jan 31st
Good news! Christopher Nolan makes movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQSi6-QaY_c
Jan 31st
Stan Lee says these spreadsheets are … →
… MICROSOFT EXCELSIOR!!! Okay. I’ll stop now.
Jan 30th
It’s still Saturday night goshdarnit! →
So my plans are shot! Thinking about going here for some of this. Anyone else doing anything super fun?
Jan 30th
Besides Heath Ledger in ROAR. Is there anyone else who can successfully pull off having a rattail?
Jan 29th
Decisions II →
I have to tell him.
Jan 29th
I miss my Sega Game Gear, and the travel suitcase it came in. http://bit.ly/h3hrfg #oldfriends
Jan 29th
How could I have been so blind? →
I’ve come to realize that handling this with Guy is going to be more dangerous than being in Spiderman the musical! My spidey-sense was definatley not tingling on this one. I’m usually pretty…
Jan 29th
#FF @ImpossibleGouda and @JayHooft are both really sweet and talented guys!
Jan 28th
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Pine-sol scented air! →
This is what I want my apartment to look like when me and Guy are done cleaning later. And yes, there will be cartoon birds.
Jan 28th
Hump day is finally over. Let hump night begin!!!!
Jan 28th
Don’t be so G-G-Greedy! →
So I think I did it. Claire and I have plans to hangout at Casa LaPomme this Saturday night. I can’t wait to tell Guy the good news! I’m super pumped. I’m the best WINGMAN. Way better than that…
Jan 28th
Just like Mother →
Reflecting on the day, I can’t help but think that maybe the things about myself that I thought were endearing…like my desire to see my friends happily mated, my plucky attitude, my …
Jan 27th
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He has all the guns! http://bzfd.it/gh5e34 AMAZING. #Indian #Terminator #TheMatrix #TheBest
Jan 27th
What doesn’t he know…? →
If I’m going to become my mother, I better listen to Mr. T…
Jan 27th
Someone stole my mittens at lunch. This kitten is pretty sad :(
Jan 26th
Let the carnage begin! →
Guy finally came home…to tell me the good news! He’s moving into Banner’s place next week, on feb 1st! One more week of roomie living so I better make the most of it. Dead Space 2 time! Finally. I…
Jan 26th
I wish this were a full length movie. →
He uses more sexual euphemisms than me! This can’t be right!
Jan 26th
Ack! Stupid URL shortener fritzing!… http://bit.ly/esCJm9 There now, that’s betta.
Jan 25th
Guy = MIA →
Just a quick update from work, chowin’ down on my break. Still no word from Guy re: apartment, or anything in general. He totally hates me now. Crap. Why do I care where he lives so much? I just…
Jan 25th
Captain Malcolm or Captain Hammer?
Jan 24th
On the subject of mothers… →
The jury’s still out on whether I will become my mother…I don’t think it’ll happen. Not while I have free will! But while we’re on the subject of moms, check out this amazing commercial for Dead…
Jan 24th
I just won Mario Party 8. Wiiiiiiiiiiii…. So much fun.
Jan 23rd
Guy is BSG →
My weirdest time ever on Chat Roulette last night inspired me to make a vlog about it for my youtube channel…it’ll be up tonight! It’s been taking me forever to edit it and make it all pretty today…
Jan 23rd
holy crap. →
the weirdest thing just happened on Chat Roulette…I’m speechless. I am without speech… I’ll tell you about it tomorrow!
Jan 22nd
My work here on earth is done!! Off to Krypton!!! http://bit.ly/hJRW6q …and yes I’m a dog.
Jan 22nd
Oh joy!!! →
Jan 12th
T1, T2, T3…Salvation #taxforms #terminatormovies
Jan 12th
Words to the Wise →
Don’t piss on grammar. Also, stay off the grass.
Jan 4th
Carolina’s hands are working wonders. #beach #massage
Jan 4th
No really QEF!?
Jan 3rd
In Mexico. Getting drunk with firefighters from Texas. These boys really know how to douse a flame. #badpuns
Jan 3rd
Bull, Horns, Take →
More André sightings: twice on the beach, once on the way back from the pool, three times at three different bars, and once in the ladies bathroom at a restaurant (he said he thought it was the…
Jan 2nd
O Mother, What Have Ye Done? →
I don’t even know where to begin… I intended for this vacation to be a relaxing week-long suntan session. With the occasional Dionysian hop in the hay. (To be fair, I did manage to hop in the hay…
Jan 1st
Feliz año nuevo!
Jan 1st